Snap, crackle, and pop these right into your mouth.
Mmm, these look like little baby fingers wrapped inconspicuously in white bread and nori. Tasty or sneaky?
Tastes good, donut?
Is this tainting a culture, or bringing two together?
Who knew that smashed Pop-Tarts look a lot like ground human bodies? They probably taste just as good, too.
Is that a banana in your sushi or are you just happy to see me?
Seemingly crusty, deceptively great.
Nothing says terrible gas like a lukewarm plate of Taco Bell Burrito sushi.